What did you do today?

[oldognewtrick]

I am at a wedding where I know absolutely no one and I can't find any booze.

You're at the wrong wedding.....

 

[Chris]

I was hoping to not be at a wedding. I found the bar and it is closed. I'm also fairly certain everyone under 30 is high right now.

 

[havasu]

What good is a wedding where there is no drinking?

 

[Chris]

The wife is good looking at least.

 

[Chris]

Man buns everywhere. I don't fit in at all.

 

[frodo]

I am at a wedding where I know absolutely no one and I can't find any booze.

night mare on wedding street..

 

[frodo]

Chris, people sue over the dumbest things.

Frodo, I couldn't see the picture of your new doggie. I hate when people dump their dogs. All of mine were ones that were dumped and we rescued them (well, one was dumped and decided to enter our yard and stay).

My poor rottweiler isn't doing very well. I noticed there were lumps growing back around where she had her previous tumor removed. I checked her leg and found that there are lumps spread all over that leg on the inside of the leg and back and front. She also has at least one lump on her other back leg. The vet said the biopsy showed it to be an extremely aggressive form of cancer. He said that it probably wouldn't be worth it to try to cut them off because they would likely grow back and it would just make her suffer. So, for now all I can do is give her meds 3x a day to try to slow the tumor growth and keep her as comfortable as possible. It is looking like we will eventually have to get her put down if she starts to suffer too much, but I'm hoping that won't be for awhile now. My last couple of pets that had cancer just died on their own. This dog is the 5th pet of mine to get cancer in the last 9 years.

The dog is having some trouble walking already. Her back legs are weak. My brother's stupid mutt knocked her over earlier and she got her back legs tangled up and couldn't get back up. I had to pick her up and untangle her legs and set her in the house. She was able to limp over to her bed and flop down.

I hate cancer.

Biscuit, meet ms Zanne, Ms Zanne, Biscuit

 

[frodo]

been in the hospital for a 4 days fighting a bad *** infection.

 

[Chris]

Found the free beer

 

[havasu]

been in the hospital for a 4 days fighting a bad *** infection.

A bad *** infection,

or

a bad, *** infection?

Neither sounds good!:down:

 

[Chris]

I almost stole the scarf from man bun boy to see what he would do.

Free beer is worthless when you are the driver

 

[Chris]

Wife has had one too many and is on the dance floor. What to do?

1. Watch and see what happens.

2. Pretend I have no idea who she is and go to the bar.

3. Go drag her home kicking and screaming.

 

[oldognewtrick]

Video and use for a "Get Out Of Jail" card later on....

 

[Chris]

I saved her the embarrassment and went and danced with her.

 

[slownsteady]

I can't think of many three-letter body parts......one of which Frodo shouldn't have

 

[havasu]

This thread is worthless without pics!

 

[Chris]

I didn't take a single pic last night.

 

[havasu]

Why are grandkids soccer games held so friggin early?

 

[oldognewtrick]

Why are grandkids soccer games held so friggin early?

:agree: I wish, my grandsons games are at 11:00...screws up the day...oh well, the world doesn't revolve around me I guess...

 

[havasu]

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